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Birthdays are special days, they are the day you were borned on!

Celebreate your birth with some awesome HTML! Nothing says love like a simple scripting language

On the day you were borned angels sung some stuff!

Dont forget to call your Moms.. ! they love you on your birthdays too.

Never for get nine one one!

wild eye I remember when you were born, thats why I remember this!KEEP ROCKIN! example NEVER STOP KEEP ROCKIN

DOnt be afraid of aging, it just happens! BE HAPPY YOU ARE SMARTENING EVERYDAY!

THINK ABOUT IT flashing & obnoxious advertisements.

SAY what you mean ! be presnence, get presesnce on your DAY!

YOU are on a planet circling a nuclear explosion! ENJOY EVREY Minute! Specify the number of times it will run, or add the following tag to the html anywhere between <HTML> and </HTML>

<EMBED SRC="soundfile path" AUTOSTART="TRUE" HIDDEN="FALSE" loop="TRUE">

Replace the words "soundfile path" with the location of your sound file. The "HIDDEN" command specifies whether to reveal or hide the music player. Replace the "TRUE" after loop with the number of times you wish it to run. If you leave "TRUE" it will run until the visitor turns it off.

* If no player is visible, you can hit 'Stop' on your browser

Unnecessary use of technology: Splash pages which require you sit through a long download and don't offer a 'skip intro' option. Especially torturous on a dial-up connection. Avoid excessive or exclusive use of java script menus.

Fake error messages:
One of my 'pet peeves' are the fake error messages that trick new computer users into clicking on an ad.*A real error message will not scroll up and down with the page. Your pointer will become a hyperlink 'hand' over fake error messages.

Misspelled werds and impropr punktuation, make yur web look amaturish, and unfinishd. Awlays run a spel chek befor yu uplode!!!!!! : )

Enclosing blocks of text within borders breaks up the flow of the page and causes unnecessary distractions

Pictures which don't load properly could be due to improper uploading of files, improper characters in filenames or unusual formats or file extensions:

*News Flash!*

NASA releases first images of alien spacecraft!
Here's the picture:

Orphan pages provide no way back to the originating page. These can cause users to get 'stuck.'

Hyperlinks that don't work is another problem with poorly designed websites. Click through all your links often and update them regularly.

Hyperlinks of unusual colors can cause confusion for new users.

Hyperlinks which are overly long and don't tell the user where it goes or what it's about
http://calendar.netscape.com/cobrand/netscape/serviceIndex.html?GXHC_GX_cst=fc7eb075024d6164

Hyperlinks that lead to the wrong place:
Click here for local weather information!

Other Browsers & Screen Resolutions: Internet Explorer may be the most widely used browser, but it is not the only one. Others include Mozilla Firefox, Safari and Opera to name a few. Different browsers may display your page very differently. Check your website in as many different browsers as possible. Check it in various screen resolutions. Using tables may help control the layout. Avoid components which only render properly in specific browsers.

Outdated information: If your website contains timely information, you need to keep it updated regularly, or remove the old stuff like the article below.

Coast to coast fun as Y2K hits U.S.A. (CNN: 14-Mar-00)
From the crowd jammed streets of Times Square to the beaches of Hawaii with fireworks, concerts and parties aplenty in between the United States celebrated the arrival of a new year, a new century and new millennium.

In addition to the problems outlined above, remember DOWNLOAD TIME is one of the most important factors in your web design. Most web surfers will not wait for more than 10-15 seconds for your page to load before they move on. Use pictures sparingly or use thumbnail images. Be sure to save images in .jpg or .gif format.

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